Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...