I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....