Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...