Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...