dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...