“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.