Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...