How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...