War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
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