Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...