Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...