Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...