A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....