How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...