Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...