What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Write on the bottom of shoes
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The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
M & M Factory
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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The customs of an Irishman
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Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Question answer 02
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