Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...