Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...