How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...