How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...