Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…