10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...