Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...