Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...