I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...