Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...