How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...