Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...