Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
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Lily!
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What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
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In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
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Are there Jews in China?
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