Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Santa’s Wife
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Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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