A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...