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When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
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Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
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Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...