Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...