Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...