What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...