The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...