Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...