My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...