The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...