Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.