I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...