Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...