Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...