Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...