Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...