Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...