Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash