Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.