Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....