Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...