Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...