Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...