In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...