Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...