How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...