Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...