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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
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Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...