Investigating a terrible accident
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Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Free marriage ceremony
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Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...