Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...